Planned Parenthood's Christmas Special

Earlier this month, ABC News reported Planned Parenthood Offers Gift Certificates.

"Planned Parenthood provides contraception, pap smears and other routine health services for women, as well as abortions. The gift certificates, ranging in values from $25 to $100, can be redeemed for all clinic services."

So let me get this straight.

• During the season when we celebrate the birth of a child, Planned Parenthood (PP) gives a certificate to prevent the birth of a child.
  
• During the season that is about family and relationships, PP gives a certificate to permanently end the relationship with the most innocent and defenseless member of your family.
  
• During the season when we celebrate life, whether through the child that will defeat death or symbols like the Christmas tree representing life (an evergreen that stays green even in the winter season), PP gives the gift of death.

PP is worthy of such scorn and mocking, that I therefore present:

"The Very Merry Planned Parenthood Christmas Special"

Planned Parenthood Christmas Carols

Away in a Clinic, no room for a bed,

My innocent baby was aborted and shed.

Joy to the World, I killed my baby.
Let All the World Rejoice!


Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright.
Round yon virgin Mother and Corpse,
Holy Infant so abused and now dead,
Tossed in the trash bin, Tossed in the trash bin.

Planned Parenthood Christmas Pageant

The Christmas Pageant, starring Planned Parenthood as the Magi and starring a corpse as Jesus:

We three Abortionists from Planned Parenthood are,

Bearing gift certificates we've traveled so far.

Mary - We present to you: contraceptives, gift certificates, and death.

Oh, yeah. And a website displaying (complete with animation) all

"the ways for you to practice safe sex so that you won't conceive when the Holy Spirit comes upon you and the power of the Most High overshadows you"
- The Holy Gospel of Birth Control, chapter 1, verse 1.